Wednesday, December 26, 2007

When We All Get to Heaven... - by Brad

...I hope that God hands out omniscient statistical calculators. There are so many facts and statistics I wonder about that are impossible to know here on Earth. Such as...

How many keyboard keystrokes did I type over the duration of my life?

What was the exact percentage of my life I spent sleeping? Then I'd
compare that to the sleep-to-wake ratios of other people (such as the President, Albert Einstein, my wife, etc.).

How many times did I utter the word "um" during my life. How many
words did I speak? How many words did I read? What was my
words-spoken-to-words-read ratio?

Exactly how many stars are out there?

However, I am encouraged to know that when I get to heaven, I will have better and more amazing things to concern myself with than random statistics!

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